BUKIT JELUTONG: Rising early to prepare for his first day, incoming Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission Chief Datuk Dzulkifli Ahmad was overheard by family members rehearsing in front of his bathroom mirror this morning, before heading to his new office.
“I could hear En. Zul repeating to himself in the mirror, ‘Based on our investigations, we have found no evidence that implicates the Prime Minister,’ over and over,” his Bibik told reporters,
“En. Zul knows heading up the nation’s main investigative body for corruption is no easy task,” an observer remarked, “if there’s one thing he’s learned from his time working with Attorney General Apandi Ali on 1MDB, it’s getting your lines exactly right!”