MALAYSIA: Today the nation admitted it was uncertain if it could survive another day without playing the hit augmented reality smartphone game, Pokémon Go.
“I can’t believe I wasted another day without fresh air and sunshine because I can’t find any Pokéstops and Gyms in Malaysia yet,” said a frustrated gamer, “I’ve been waiting my whole life for a reason to leave the house and this Nintendo game can’t get here soon enough!”
Players are warned if their Pokemon search takes them in the path of oncoming traffic, they will not respawn.
“Every day without Pokémon Go is another joyless day of staring at my smartphone. Until Nintendo upgrades reality, what’s the point of looking up?”