PUTRAJAYA: Malaysian politicians close to our PM Najib Tun Razak were in shock last night after news broke British Prime Minister David Cameron took full responsibility for his nation’s costly Brexit from the EU, by actually resigning.
“I don’t think honorably stepping down after messing things up is the best way to lead a nation,” said Putrajaya source, “at least it’s not something Malaysia’s current leadership would do. If we Cabinet Ministers took responsibility and quit every time we hurt the local economy, most of us wouldn’t be here!”
“I recommend Cameron set up his own supportive task force to investigate the EU referendum for a year or two. Failing that you can always blame consultants, Jews, the Chinese, or foreign workers. But you never resign for screwing up. Ever.”