Published On: Wed, May 11th, 2016

Abu Dhabi Debt Collector Splashes Hummus On 1MDB Office

1mdb hummus

KUALA LUMPUR:  The nation suffered humiliation in the form of hummus this evening, after the offices of 1MDB were attacked by Middle Eastern debt collectors throwing chickpea dip.

“Abu Dhabi’s state-owned IPIC fund is furious for paying US$50 million interest on joint-guaranteed bonds because 1MDB defaulted on its obligations,” said wealth-fund debt restructuring analyst Abdullah Bin Bakar.

With a total US$1.2bil paid on behalf of the Malaysian wealth fund, Abu Dhabi debt collectors have threatened to return next week with the baba ghanoush.