SELANGOR: Just days after commemorating the state’s Malaysia Cup win, today the Selangor government again won over residents by declaring tomorrow a public holiday to celebrate the long awaited release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Menteri Besar Azmin Ali said the public holiday recognises the state’s love for Star Wars and will reduce Cineplex chaos tomorrow.
“I had an appointment to get my hernia checked,”said a man in Klang,”but with KPJ specialist closed tomorrow, I’m off to the movies! Star Wars here I come!”
“I see a lot of lost productivity with late notice of these holidays,” said a worker with afternoon Star Wars IMAX tickets, “I could have wasted my morning getting a fake MC, only to learn I got the day off tomorrow anyway!”
Editor’s note: Be sure you go to work tomorrow. May the Farce be with you!