RIVENDELL: Today Malaysia’s new Council Of Elders called a meeting to discuss what should be done with the PM in power.
“A darkness has enveloped our lands,” said Tun Mahathir solemnly, “one that can only be lifted by removing Najib whilst keeping UMNO in charge! We must take the PM to Mordor, and throw him into Mount Doom!”
“This is why this Council Of Elders was formed! We cannot allow a situation where our nation’s leadership is reduced to people meekly nodding and agreeing with everything one powerful man says!”
The council members meekly nodded and agreed.