At 31%, PM Still More Popular Than Haze, Bad Breath and Traffic Jams

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KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysians were relieved today to hear despite performing poorly in the latest Merdeka Center poll, our Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak is still more popular than other things researchers can think of.

“The PM’s approval rating may have dropped from 48% one year ago to 31%, but he is still significantly more popular than traffic (12%), chlamydia (17%), haze (12%) and halitosis(11%),” said a research spokesman.

“He is also better then many movies on Rotten Tomatoes like that stupid new Pan movie (26%).”

Unconfirmed sources claim the PM’s sibling approval rating is now only 7% based on Razak brotherly polls.

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