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Published On: Fri, Oct 2nd, 2015

Boyfriend complains being forced to watch sexless ‘Girlfriend Kontrak’ a form of bondage

GIRLFRIEND CONTRAK

SUBANG JAYA:  Today a man at a cinemaplex said he was forced to watch U-rated local 50 shades adaptation, Girlfriend Kontrak against his will.

“My girlfriend Siti enjoys seeing me suffer,” complained 22-year-old Arif, “I was in agony for what seemed like hours watching fully clothed Nur Risteena save village fireflies from a rich playboy developer!”

Arif explained he was obligated to watch ‘Girlfriend Kontrak’ in exchange for Siti riding in his Honda City as stipulated in an agreement he had recently signed with her.

“I’m really paying for letting hormones get the better of me,” said Arif, “I should have negotiated a ‘safe word’ so I could end these couples romantic movie torture sessions!”

Arif is currently in talks with Siti to remove contractual romantic movie clauses before Girlfriend Kontrak 2 is released as well as getting permission to see the new Martian movie.

 

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