Enraged by local football fans, Saudi donor demands RM2.6bil refund

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JEDDAH:  Malaysia’s anonymous, possibly royal, Saudi political donor, was so angered by our poor football sportsmanship last night, he has demanded Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak give him a full refund, it was revealed today.

“When I saw those Malaysian football thugs throwing flares and punching Saudi supporters, I thought, ‘this is not how brotherly nations should treat each other!’  I’m seriously wondering why I helped the Government win the last election and fight Isis by putting RM2.6billion in the PM’s personal account!”

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“I would like my donation back immediately!  Saudi Arabia has its own deficit crisis with falling foreign reserves and a low oil price.   Our returned US$700million donation would be very helpful.   I believe it works out to be RM3.015 billion at current exchange rates!”

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