Drinking Coconut Milk Makes Kids Stay Up Trees Warns TV3 Expert

coconut milk DNA

KUALA LUMPUR:  Following their advice to mothers that giving babies cow milk instead of breast milk will make them bad-tempered like cows, TV3 motherhood expert Fatima received field reports from mothers whose children switched to coconut milk.

“One mother said once her boy Ron started drinking coconut milk, he started spending all day climbing up trees,” said Fatima in a statement, “it seems the boy absorbed too much coconut DNA from his new beverage and is adopting kelapa-type behaviours!”

“I advised the mother to wait for Ron’s husk to change colour.  He should drop down once he ripens!”

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Fatima said in closing, “there are genuine scientific reasons why mothers should breastfeed as long as possible, but first, let me explain what happens if your baby tries chocolate milk…”

 

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