Malaysian Government Considers Allowing Gay Marriage To Stamp Out Gay Sex

KUALA LUMPUR: Today, the Malaysian government revealed it like the US, could legalise Gay marriage even though it still officially recognizes homosexual acts as a crime under Section 377 of the Penal Code.

“I’ve had many hot sleepless nights thinking about homosexuals,” confessed 2nd deputy Minister for Well-being, Datuk Abdul Bin Bakar, “It’s a horrible thought, somewhere in Malaysia, consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes are having gay sex!”

“Malaysia, is determined more than ever to stop all homosexual activities, so we may allow gay weddings like the US.  If there’s one thing that finishes sex between two people it’s getting married.  I tell you this from experience, my wife hasn’t let me go anywhere near her in years!”

Close
FMN