Secret Recipe’s Secret Recipe Discovered To Include Bacteria

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PETALING JAYA:  Today the secret ingredient behind popular restaurant chain Secret Recipe’s menu was discovered to be bacteria from their filthy central kitchen.

“I always wondered what made the food at Secret Recipe so tasty,” said a diner, “Who knew it was germs?”

Secret Recipe in a statement thanked loyal patrons for their support and reassured all diners the germs, mold and bacteria cultured in its kitchens is derived from 100% Halal ingredients.

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