KUALA LUMPUR: In a bold move to rescue 1 Malaysia Development Bhd (1MDB) from German bankers, the troubled wealth fund’s CEO today announced plans to restructure RM3.6 billion in outstanding loans using ah long financing.
“I received this text message on my handphone,” said the 38-year-old investment banker, “it said borrowers with horrible credit histories could get business loans! 4% monthly interest is a small price to pay to ensure the stability of the nation’s strategic investment vehicle!”
“This ah long financing is a bridging loan to help service our RM41.9 billion total debt load. It should hopefully tide us over until somebody finally explains to me what this government supported, nation enriching, Cayman Island money hiding, wealth fund actually does!”