New App Reveals How Many UMNO Division Heads Plotting Against You

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CYBERJAYA:  Today the PM tested a revolutionary facial recognition app similar to Microsoft’s to estimate from his stress lines, the number of UMNO Division chiefs out of 191, were plotting against him.

“The App was commissioned by the PM himself so he knows how hard he has to work to sure up party support following the disappointing reduced majority win in Rompin” said developer Imron Bin Bakar.

“The PM was quite pleased with his score of 46 enemies going into Monday’s UMNO division chiefs solidarity meeting, I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was probably an understatement.  The App is still in beta!

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