UMP considering lower cost version of RM8,750 anti-hysteria kit

budget anti-hysteria kit

PUTRAJAYA: Since the launch of the scientifically proven anti-hysteria kit, Universiti Malaysia Pahang (UMP) have received numerous complaints from the nation’s educational institutions about the kit’s high price tag.

“Yes RM8,750 for a laptop bag full of ammonia, pepper spray and smelling salts might appear expensive to the non-scientifically educated,” said a UMP source, “but you can’t put a price on knowing you can cure somatoform disorder caused by the interference of supernatural entities.”

anti-hysteria kit

“For those who can’t afford it, we are planning a Anti-hysteria budget-edition kit priced at only RM1,999.  It will be made entirely of halal certified dried brown pulp fibers.  Initial studies indicate most patients calm down once it is placed firmly over the head.

UMP says it is close to obtaining another RM200,000 Education Ministry grant to manufacture the lower cost anti-hysteria alternative.

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