KOTA BARU: In a bid to reverse the party’s dissatisfaction with their president, PAS leaders united today, and rode in on camel-back to announce their newest initiative.
“Today we join the Abbasid Caliphate (750-1517) as part of our new wawasan 1220 policy!” said a PAS strategist, “We announced it on our Facebook page which is now a paper book our friends can stick their faces into and read!”
“Eight centuries ago, we enjoyed a Golden Age. Advances in philosophy, science, and water pipe smoking were achieved by Muslims, and passing hudud law is the first step towards a bright future in the past!”
“One only has to look at crime free economic utopias such as Nigeria and Pakistan to know implementing hudud is a very good idea!” said a PAS spokesman by FMS (Falcon Message Service.)
“Thank goodness PAS has its priorities straight by getting tough on thieves with hudud,” said a flood victim, “I would hate someone to come to my house and steal my rubble!”