First Lady Rosmah’s Hair Apologises For Lavish Lifestyle
KUALA LUMPUR: The Prime Minister’s wife’s power hairdo apologised to the nation today for insensitively sharing details of its extravagant lifestyle.
“We power hairdos enjoy a privileged jet-setting existence,” it said, “and it’s easy to lose touch and appear offensive to ordinary struggling Malaysians. I had no idea so many people today have no choice but to do their own hair, buy clothes off the rack and even work for a living!”
“The GST will affect all Malaysians regardless of income,” said the hairdo in closing, “but remember you can easily avoid it by doing most of your shopping overseas. I can personally recommend Harrods of London and anywhere on 5th Avenue New York!”