Published On: Tue, Dec 23rd, 2014

With No Online Porn, A Beautiful Cow Pageant Sounds Great, Say Terengganu Youth

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Submitted by Beautiful Bovine Enthrallment Editor,

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Today the youth of Terengganu, said the idea of watching a beauty contest to decide which is the state’s most beautiful cow, sounds more appealing since the government banned alternative forms of entertainment.

“Yes, looking at a herd of groomed cattle seems more interesting to me now, especially since I can’t watch online porn on Red Tube,” said a young man.

“Can the government schedule these Beautiful Cow Contests for Friday afternoons?” asked a non-Muslim, “with the Malls shut during prayer time, I don’t have anywhere else to go!”

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