Umno Women Rushed to Putrajaya Hospital with ‘Hisham-Fever’

Hisham fever

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Dewan Merdeka Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) here today collapsed into chaos after several Umno Puteri women began experiencing symptoms of a serious condition known as ‘Hisham-Fever!”

“I thought I had too much sambal belacan for lunch when I first started feeling hot flushes,” said a Puteri member receiving treatment, “but once I started grinning and babbling about ‘not apologising for Malay rights’, I realised I was coming down with Hisham-Fever!”

“Anyway, the clinical physician at Putrajaya Hospital told me to take two selfies with Tengku Adnan, then call him in the morning!”

 

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