Submitted by High Cheek Boned Hiring Policy Editor,
PALACE OF JUSTICE: In a serious blow to highly qualified but gorgeous effeminate political aides across the country, opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim announced today he will think twice before hiring any more handsome personal assistants.
Anwar said in a statement, “I don’t want to be discriminatory when it comes to my hiring policies, but this Sodomy 2 fiasco has tormented me, my family and opposition supporters for years now. My next political aide is going to be uglier than anyone can possibly imagine!”
“Everybody likes a little ‘eye-candy’ around the office but seriously, these pretty boys are more trouble than they’re worth!”