Malaysians should be free to hate dogs any way they like say authorities

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Submitted by Freedom to Avoid Canines Editor,

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Islamic scholars said that dog petting event organisers were inhibiting the fundamental rights of Malaysians to hate dogs.

“Who are these people to tell me how I should spend a Sunday morning?” exclaimed one expert, “If I choose not to attend the ‘I want to touch a dog’ event, I shouldn’t be made to feel bad, just because the people who attended seemed to be having more fun that day then I was.  What was God thinking when he made these unclean animals so cute and adorable anyway?”

“We need to be all about self-expression when it comes to hating some of God’s creatures,” said another scholar,  “whether people throw stones at dogs, starve them, step on puppies, or even showing their feelings for canines with bows and arrows, what people ultimately do is really a private, personal choice!”

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