Germany: Intolerant Oktoberfest celebrants find mosque offensive

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Submitted by Forbidding Minority Expression Editor,

MUNICH:   Germany’s 2 week Oktoberfest celebrations came to a close here last night after much eating, drinking, oom-pom-pah music, dirndl girls, and carnival rides.  However, right-wing Oktoberfest attendees claim a Mosque across town marred the festival, and should be shut down.

“Germany is a Christian nation,” claimed chicken dancing protestor Knut Gute Fahrt, “Minorities here have the right to practice other religions, but knowing Muslims publicly promoted a private Eid al-Adha celebration at the Freimann Mosque 16km away, really gets my lederhosen in a twist!”

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“We German Muslims are always respectful towards Oktoberfest celebrants,” a Freimann Mosque attendee replied, “why shut down something just because it’s not for you?  If we aren’t hurting anyone, why is what we do behind closed doors so upsetting?”

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