Submitted by Forbidding Minority Expression Editor,
MUNICH: Germany’s 2 week Oktoberfest celebrations came to a close here last night after much eating, drinking, oom-pom-pah music, dirndl girls, and carnival rides. However, right-wing Oktoberfest attendees claim a Mosque across town marred the festival, and should be shut down.
“Germany is a Christian nation,” claimed chicken dancing protestor Knut Gute Fahrt, “Minorities here have the right to practice other religions, but knowing Muslims publicly promoted a private Eid al-Adha celebration at the Freimann Mosque 16km away, really gets my lederhosen in a twist!”
“We German Muslims are always respectful towards Oktoberfest celebrants,” a Freimann Mosque attendee replied, “why shut down something just because it’s not for you? If we aren’t hurting anyone, why is what we do behind closed doors so upsetting?”