Banned from local games, Kelantanese men turn to online Afghan Netball Porn

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Submitted by Arousing Spectator Sports Editor,

KELANTAN:  In a bid to make ladies sports more popular, the Kelantanese PAS government has banned male spectators from attending netball games in the state.   This has forced resourceful netball perverts to turn to online sources for their voyeuristic sports fantasies.

“I’ve watched a lot of Afghan netball internet porn since the ban was imposed,” admitted an anonymous man, “sometimes you get a few really hot ankle glimpses when they shoot for goal.   It really turns me on when they play on soft courts, but some days I like seeing ladies play on hard courts too.  You don’t know what sexy is, until you see a girl attempt a long-range chest pass to set up a hoop attack!”

“I’ll miss watching netball games in Kelantan, but with even less entertainment now here in the evenings, I’m going back to my other hobbies like drugs, house breaking and vehicle theft!

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