Man who brings lube to work meetings claims reputation worth RM50Mil

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Submitted by Frictionless Employee Reputation Editor,

KUALA LUMPUR:  A promising executive who admits to bringing KY sex Jelly with him to business meetings is claiming RM50mil in compensation from his former employer.

“My client’s reputation is all he has,” said the man’s lawyer, “I’m sure he would have invented twitter and become a multimillionaire by now, if only this sodomy trial had not tarnished his image and ruined his future!”

“Strangely, one would think if he wanted to keep the incident secret and save his reputation, he wouldn’t have come out and told so many people, but he is still definitely the victim here!”

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