Submitted by Cowardly Doorstep Antagonist Editor,
KUALA LUMPUR: The family of the Home Minister was badly shaken early yesterday morning, after an anonymous man rang the doorbell, then dumped a head of cabbage along with other leafy vegetables in front of the Minister’s Damansara home.
“Our ‘loose cannon’ Home Minister has offended many Malaysians with his comments, but antagonising a Muslim during the fasting month with uncooked vegetables demonstrates how some quarters will stop at nothing to foster disharmony between the races!” said a neighbour.
“I’m personally disgusted this provocation happened on the 2nd day of Puasa, which is a time for not only abstaining from food, but fostering peace and harmony with others,” said a Home Ministry source, “Couldn’t these cabbage guys do the acceptable thing and be a racist dick the last day before Ramadan? Like that cow head antagonist did in Penang!”