Water crisis solved: Terengganu MB to tapau icebergs on new Antarctic voyage
Submitted by Climate Crisis Editor,
KUALA TERENGGANU: Parched Malaysians across the peninsula breathed a sigh of relief today with the announcement that state renowned climate change expert Terengganu Menteri Besar Ahmad Said had a practical solution to the current water crisis.
“I will lead a follow-up delegation to Antarctica this Saturday,” he informed reporters, “unlike my January visit which was to solve the problem of temperature changes across the globe, this new voyage will be focused on collecting icebergs and tapauing them back to Malaysia to replenish our dwindling reservoirs.”
“In my humble opinion I’m the most qualified person to lead this critical operation,” Ahmad explaining in closing, “Without access to water, the entire structure of Malaysian society could collapse, and if there is one thing we Terengganu people know all about, it’s the dangers of collapsing structures!”