Nurul still married: Opposition bachelors Heartbroken

Submitted by You Wish Editor,

BANGSAR:  Opposition supporting bachelors’ hearts were fluttering this afternoon as news broke that PKR vice president, 34-year-old Nurul Izzah had filed for divorce.   Since then, the Lembah Pantai MP has had her home and office flooded with phone calls, texts, flower bouquets and little teddy bears from romantic hopefuls.

“I spent the whole afternoon writing pro-democracy love poems,” admitted one lovestruck male, “I might send them to her anyway.  You never know.”

“I think she will definitely be Prime Minister one day,” said a dejected man, “and I would have loved to have been the first,  First Gentleman Of Malaysia! ( FGOM!)

“I just want her to be happy that’s the main thing,” said a young man tearfully, “We all need to respect her private life and It’s great that she is keeping her family together, but It’s so hard not to get lost in those eyes…”

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