Government study confirms voting opposition weakens families

Submitted by: Editor in Chief

KUALA LUMPUR:  An UMNO spokesman commissioned a study into household voting habits in the previous 2 general elections in a bid to understand their chances at the polls expected later this year.

“The outcome was very revealing,” he said,  “The study concludes opposition supporters typically live in households of just 2 to 5 family members, well below the national average.”

Standing in front of a 2-bedroom link house residence in Bangi the spokesman explained, “We believe BN voters have higher morals than opposition supporters.  Their families are larger and stronger.  This typical family dwelling has 72 people living here according to the electoral roll and it says all of them voted Barisan Nasional in the last general election.”

 

 

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