Parachute Scandal: Corruption suspected

Submitted by: Army Corruption Watch Editor

MALACCA: The Malaysian elite 10th Paratrooper Brigade has called into question the Army’s procurement department after defective parachutes have caused injury to members of the rapid deployment force.

Maroon Beret Lieutenant Mohd Ali Rambo told FMN, “The chutes are huge with an unusual frilly design. Controlling descent is almost impossible as is packing the chute after a drop. What Army crony signed off on this rubbish?”

In other news, the Malaysian first lady has blasted customs for misplacing her custom silk underwear imported from a boutique in Paris.

 

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