Submitted by: Editor in Chief
Kuala Lumpur: Two unmarried college students were charged with khalwat or inappropriate behavior last night. The students Mohd Hadi Feeli (19) and Nur Bidis Bisnis (18) both in love were apprehended walking down Jalan Sultan Ismail arm in arm despite local sensibilities.
The Police Officer who made the arrest Mhd Affendi Bakar has been patrolling the streets in the KL CBD now for 12 years. This is his first proximity arrest. Shouting over the noise of the crowded Beach Club Bar behind him he told reporters “Malaysia is an Islamic state with a high moral code of conduct. I just can’t stand by and witness inappropriate behavior like this so I was compelled to act.”
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