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Life A Crappy Choice Between Risking Diabetes And Missing White Rice, Experts Say

SINGAPORE:  Health Authorities confirmed today that being healthy and avoiding diabetes involves a miserable existence of missing More...

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Uncle Saves Wedding By Taking Perfect Photo On Old 1.3MP Nokia Camera Phone

SINGAPORE: The wedding of Clemence Tan and Katherine Yeoh averted disaster on the weekend thanks to a courageous amateur photographer More...

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Perfect Online Soulmate Says He Needs To Borrow RM20k So You Can Be Together Forever

CYBERSPACE:   Today on-line soulmate David, explained to his future life partner, Malaysian single mother Nor, he needs to borrow More...

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Commuters Spending 2 Hours A Year Waiting Behind Cars Stuck In Smart Tag Lanes, Study Finds

Klang Valley:  A comprehensive commuter driving habits study said the average KL commuter spends two hours in total each year waiting More...

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Guy copying Facebook posts into news blog hailed as journalist

MALAYSIA:   People who copy viral Facebook posts into well-formatted blogs are trusted as reliable news sources it was revealed More...

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Your Fake 2016 Chinese Horoscope

It’s time again to sober up our recently paroled resident feng shui expert Master Kok, and ask him what the coming year will More...

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Girl not eating dinner lectured about starving students in Malaysia

LEEDS:  Fussy eater Penelope Primrose was given a serious talking to by her father last night after the plucky 6-year-old refused More...

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Cigarette smugglers give thumbs up to Johor vape ban

JOHOR:  Today the nation’s cigarette smugglers welcomed the royal decree by Sultan Ibrahim Ibni Almarhum Sultan Iskandar to More...

Cooling Pads Allowed Into Sarawak Only If Not Treating Adenan Fever, Importers Told

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 KUCHING:  Today importer Hia 2day Bhd, was informed by Sarawakian authorities their cooling gel pads will only be permitted to enter Sarawak if not used to cure ‘Adenan More...

PKR-DAP Seen Arguing Over Seats At Captain America: Civil War Premiere

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GSC MID VALLEY:  Attempts to restore the PKR-DAP alliance failed last night, as witnesses reported representatives from both opposition parties argued over middle seats More...

Despite Drought, Politicians Make It Rain Across Sarawak

After crying poor during January's Budget Re-calibration exercise, and March's RM3.3Bil Supplementary Budget fiscal experts are relieved there is still plenty of money to buy Sarawakian votes.

SARAWAK:  With much of the country suffering from an ongoing drought, those suffering through the dry spell took heart after hearing Chief Minister Tan Sri Adenan Satem and More...

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Malaysia On Track To Help London Achieve High Income Status

BATTERSEA: Today Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak vowed not to let individuals with political agendas distract him from making London a high-income nation. “The Prime More...

PM Mulls Bigger Reelection Cabinet

KUALA LUMPUR:  Sources close to Datuk Seri Najib Razak confirmed the PM will be announcing changes to his reelection cabinet soon. “Najib knows his strategy of ‘solving More...

Guan Eng Unsubscribes From Groupon

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GEORGETOWN:  Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng officially ended his relationship with Groupon this morning after hitting More...

Uncle that was rough on you as a kid wants to save you from much worse uncle

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MALAYSIA:  The nation remained in a state of unease this weekend after an old uncle that roughed up the nation More...

Malaysia Football Athletes Who Embarrass Sports Ministry Face 3 Year Travel Ban

KUALA LUMPUR:  Losing Sportspeople who shame the nation when competing abroad may be barred from overseas...

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ROME:  Italian neurosurgeon, Dr Luigi Boscaiola today announced he had successfully completed the world’s first Mahathirectomy...

Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak  in Kuala Lumpur Nation’s Car Loan Guarantors Off The Hook After PM’s Lawyer Suggests Signatures Don’t Matter

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians who had felt obligated to act as guarantor for a ‘fiscally challenged’ friend...

New Petronas Adviser Pak Lah Reveals Plan To Renovate 86th Floor Office

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PETRONAS TWIN TOWERS:  After news broke former PM Abdullah Badawi was appointed the new Petronas adviser today, More...

PM confident Bung will soon be well enough to offend someone

PETALING JAYA:  After PM Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak’s visit yesterday, doctors reassured relatives and supporters of Bung Muktar that it..

Dr M Recalls 100,000 Faulty Protons and a Prime Minister

SHAH ALAM:  Today Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, announced 100,000 faulty Exora, Preve, Suprima Protons are to be recalled along with Prime..

Rayani Air Suspends Operations While Crew Cover Plane’s Aurat

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LANGKAWI:  Today Rayani Air suspended operations after initial attempts to cover the Boeing 737’s aurat More...

No check-in bags to Europe: Passengers help MAS save even more fuel by flying Etihad

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysian Airlines passengers destined for Europe helped the carrier save jet fuel by not only not-checking their own..

IKEA accused of using tempting furniture to sell meatballs

CHERAS:  Today Malaysian shoppers said Swedish retailer IKEA were taking advantage of the Malaysian obsession with designer furniture to push customers..
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Sirul says 827,000 barred from traveling must have done something serious

SYDNEY: Former police bodyguard murderer, Sirul Azhar Umar today praised a home ministry statement that 827,000 Malaysians were currently barred from..
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Inspired by PM, local sperm bank returns donations

  PUCHONG:  Today local sperm bank, Designer Babies 4U announced it would follow the Prime Minister’s lead by returning its not..
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Enraged by local football fans, Saudi donor demands RM2.6bil refund

JEDDAH:  Malaysia’s anonymous, possibly royal, Saudi political donor, was so angered by our poor football sportsmanship last night, he has demanded..