Politics

Revenge A Dish Best Served Old

KUALA LUMPUR: Days after he was unanimously chosen to lead the opposition into the 14th general election, many opposition supporters are still struggling to accept the best interim Prime Ministerial candidate to…

PM Not Responsible for Felda Land Cockup But Blame For BNM Forex Losses Go All The Way To The Top

PUTRAJAYA: Exhaustive investigations into Felda land scandal and Bank Negara Malaysia forex losses have exposed a dramatic shift in the way the nation was governed in the 80’s compared with the current…

Yemenis Dodging Saudi Airstrikes Laud PM’s Palestine Rally

SAAD PROVINCE: Today Yemeni Muslims caught in the crossfire proxy war between suspected Iran-backed Houthi rebels and the Saudi-backed Yemeni government took time out from the conflict to laud Malaysian political parties…

Azwan Ali To Star In New TV3 Sitcom ‘How I Screwed My Brother’

KUALA LUMPUR:  The entertainment industry was buzzing with excitement this evening after show business rumours hinted TV celebrity, Azwan Ali will soon be starring in his own TV3 sitcom. "Many of us…

Headlines

Cold Weather Causes Peninsula Shrinkage

MALAYSIA: MetMalaysia called for calm today as concerned motorists using the North-South Highway have reported reaching their destinations earlier than expected. “I thought…

Anwar Visited By Long-Lost Uncle Khathir

KUALA LUMPUR: Touching scenes at Hospital Kuala Lumpur this afternoon as jailed defacto PKR leader, Anwar Ibrahim still recuperating from surgery was paid…

Man Who Made Fake Infant Formula Says Afterlife Warmer Than Expected

THE OTHER SIDE: Today a man who until recently made counterfeit infant formula confirmed the afterlife seemed 'much warmer' than he expected after…

Fears Muslim-Only Laundries Spark Non-Muslim Beeromats

JOHOR:  Today religious authorities slammed a local Muslim only self-service laundromat warning if Malaysians were segregated along washing lines, there could be serious…

Editor’s Choice

Malaysians not voting say they’re waiting for the one

If you have election fever, we recommend seeing a doctor.   NATION: Today Malaysians unwilling to accept the harsh…

AirAsia Introduces Stewardess Uniform Arousal Class

SEPANG: Today world-class budget airline AirAsia Berhard announced a new travel class option in response to recent parliamentary debates about flight crew uniforms.…

Artists Exhibit Pakatan GE14 Victory Hellscapes At Umno Assembly

KUALA LUMPUR: Local artists have unveiled a new exhibition at the entrance of the Umno General Assembly today giving delegates a taste of…

In Focus

KL Malls To Outnumber Shoppers by 2040

KLANG VALLEY: Jubilant Property Developers have confirmed at the current pace of retail construction by…

PM’s Erection Bigger Than Tun’s

KUALA LUMPUR: Local skyline endowment analysts confirmed today the Prime Minister’s new erection is officially…

New KLIA2 Passenger Charge Only 4 Sen Per Step

KLIA2:  Malaysia Aviation Commission (Mavcom) officials confirmed today they have finally resolved their ongoing dispute…

National

Opposition Launches Maafcoin Cryptocurrency

NATION: In what is being hailed as a world first, Pakatan Harapan blockchain experts announced…

18 Years Old Enough For Army But Too Young For Polling Booth

MALAYSIA: Today democratic experts hailed the nation’s current policy of allowing 18-year-olds to voluntarily join…

M’sia Very Liveable Says Expat On RM40K Monthly Salary

NATION: Malaysians struggling to make ends meet had their spirits lifted this week after an…

Tech

RM69.6mil Jackpot Winner Still Saying iPhone X Too Expensive

  PENANG: The winner of a RM69.6mil jackpot, the largest ever in Malaysia’s history has admitted he still can’t bring…

Zairil’s ‘fake photo’ defence inspires thousands caught by speed cameras

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today the 10,000 plus motorists caught on speed camera by the Road Transport Department, agreed with Bukit Bendera…

Sport

RIO: Shuttlers Swat Zika Mosquitos In Preparation For Mixed Doubles Final

RIO:  With Malaysia one step away from a historic first Olympic gold medal for Mixed…

Sex

Realistic Male Sex Robot Rolls Over And Goes To Sleep After 2 Minutes

BUTTERWORTH: Local tech startup Hia Today Bhd, unveiled Malaysia's entry into the burgeoning love doll industry today with the release of a…

Exclusive

FMN TURNS 5! We share our best headlines. Also,why fake news sucks (but satire is good for you)

  FMN turns 5 next week so we’re taking a break from breaking news to look back at the nation's most pointless…