Hipsters want to be known as Bangsa Bangsar

BSC2:  As the nation contemplates unity as a core concept of Youth and Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin’s TN50, some Malaysians More...

Night riders confident they can avoid tragedy by doing exact same thing

JOHOR BARU:  Teenage cyclists representing Johor’s thrill-seeking Mat Lajak community remained confident they could avoid the More...

RM21.50 Per Pack For Cigarettes A Great Idea Say Smugglers

KOTA BARU:  Today the nation’s cigarette smugglers praised Deputy Health Minister Dr Hilmi Yahaya’s decision to increase the More...

M’sians Mourn Disney Decision To Pull Beauty & The Beast While Quietly Searching For Torrents

MALAYSIA:  Local cinema-goers today respected Disney’s decision to pull the Malaysian theatrical release of the Beauty and More...

Stress-free pricing plan lets M’sians freak out about petrol weekly instead of monthly

MALAYSIA: Today the nation applauded Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Minister Datuk Hamzah Zainuddin’s wise decision More...

Malaysians laud returning Nokia 3310 until they realise it can’t take selfies

MALAYSIA:  Today nostalgic Malaysian gadget hunters lauded Nokia’s decision to resurrect the Nokia 3310 for the brief moments More...

Man Seriously Thinking About Removing Plastic Car Seat Covers From ’86 Proton Saga

KERTEH:  Today keropok quality inspector, Abdullah Bin Bakar shocked his family and friends by announcing he is seriously thinking More...

Satisfying Terengganu Authorities, Unmarried Woman Commuter Weds Uber Driver

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Complying with the inevitable Religious Affairs requirements, 21-year-old civil servant, Fadzilah Binti Abang More...

Ku Nan: Stop illegal immigration by making M’sia a place no one wants to go

  KUALA LUMPUR:  On the heels of his suggestion women could avoid harassment by perverts if they only dressed shabbily enough, Federal Territories Minister Datuk Seri Tengku More...

PAS insists only a Muslim should claim he’s not a public officer

ALOR SETAR:   PAS members reiterated today they would push for amendments to the Malaysian constitution that ensures only a Muslim can lead the country by not being a public More...

Abu Dhabi: Govt spends US1.2bil on rug to sweep 1MDB under

UAE:  Today it was revealed Malaysian Second Finance Minister Datuk Johari Abdul Ghani and 1MDB’s group executive director, Arul Kandasamy capped off their low-key Abu Dhabi More...

UUM lecturer reads Harry Potter, quits job to teach at Hogwarts

PETALING JAYA:  Still reeling after being tested by the Christian Bible stories in Selangor assembly speaker Hannah Yeoh’s book, today lecturer Kamarul Zaman Yusoff  found More...

‘Buffering’ Harapan logo symbolizes long wait for coalition to get its shit together

  KUALA LUMPUR:   Today supporters voiced their approval of a proposed Pakatan Harapan coalition logo featuring a buffering symbol. “This buffering Harapan logo symbolises More...

Arrested JJPTR staff offer police 20% bail per month

GEORGE TOWN:  Employees of controversial investment syndicate JJ Poor To Rich (JJPTR) who were arrested over the weekend, More...

M’sia can kiss the PM’s RM150bil Indian investment deals goodbye, Modi tells poet Perlis Mufti

NEW DELHI:  Today a spokesman for Indian Prime Minister Narenda Modi had a message to all Malaysians in response More...

Chess players to wear clothes featuring tournament director’s mother

PETALING JAYA:  Parents of teenage competitors attending future National Scholastic Chess Tournaments are finalising their own...

Investors mourning JJPTR collapse begin search for new pyramid scheme

KUALA LUMPUR:    Today Malaysian investors keen for quick returns on their hard-earned money mourned the sudden...

Zairil’s ‘fake photo’ defence inspires thousands caught by speed cameras

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today the 10,000 plus motorists caught on speed camera by the Road Transport Department,...

Nation hit by Ed Sheeran scalped ticket ransomware

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysians claimed an attack eerily similar to the WannaCry ransomware virus hit More...

Zakir Naik proves he’s a PR-worthy adopter of M’sian habits by telling India he’s ‘on the way’

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysian Home Ministry officials defended the decision to award Islamic televangelist Dr Zakir Naik permanent resident status as..

RM21.50 Per Pack For Cigarettes A Great Idea Say Smugglers

KOTA BARU:  Today the nation’s cigarette smugglers praised Deputy Health Minister Dr Hilmi Yahaya’s decision to increase the price of legal..

Staff sitting through corporate training warn lunch better be good

PENANG:   After sitting through yet another hour of long-winded presentations, the employees of Hia Today More...

AirAsia US Flights To Be Mostly Americans Fleeing Trump Presidency

SEPANG:  Today AirAsia confirmed it was confident newly announced flights between the United States and Asia will be far more successful..

Botched Circumcision Doctor Opens Penis Ring Removal Clinic

JOHOR:  Malaysian men hoping to boost sexual performance/pleasure by squeezing their ‘KL towers’ into tight-fitting metallic rings, welcomed a new metallic..

Scientists discover 11,000y/o Perak Man kept younger mistress in Penang

KELAPA BATAS:  After the exciting recent discovery of a Neolithic female skeleton in Guar Kepah, local archeologists believe they have uncovered..

Inspired by PM, local sperm bank returns donations

PUCHONG:  Today, local sperm bank Designer Babies 4U announced it would follow the Prime Minister’s example by returning its not utilised..

RIO: Shuttlers Swat Zika Mosquitos In Preparation For Mixed Doubles Final

RIO:  With Malaysia one step away from a historic first Olympic gold medal for Mixed Doubles badminton, shuttlers Chan Peng Soon..
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