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Jakim Confirms McDonalds Eaters Go To Heaven – Doctors Say It May Happen Sooner Than You Think

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the Department of Islamic Development Malaysia (Jakim) assured concerned Muslims they will still go to heaven More...

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Sarawak Governor Impressed His RM1.5mil Birthday Bentley Can Do 5km/hr On State Roads

KUCHING: Today Sarawak governor Taib Mahmud said he was delighted with the RM1.5 million birthday present given to him by 36-year-old More...

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Life A Crappy Choice Between Risking Diabetes And Missing White Rice, Experts Say

SINGAPORE:  Health Authorities confirmed today that being healthy and avoiding diabetes involves a miserable existence of missing More...

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Malaysian Student Says $4.6mil Found In Her Account A Gift For Fighting Isis

SYDNEY:  Today a Malaysian student apprehended while trying to board a flight to KL told authorities she thought the $4.6million More...

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Uncle Saves Wedding By Taking Perfect Photo On Old 1.3MP Nokia Camera Phone

SINGAPORE: The wedding of Clemence Tan and Katherine Yeoh averted disaster on the weekend thanks to a courageous amateur photographer More...

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Maxis CEO furious after learning local pub giving better prices to new customers

PLAZA DAMANSARA:  Norwegian expat and Maxis CEO Morten Lundal took to social media last night upon discovering that the Guinness More...

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Perfect Online Soulmate Says He Needs To Borrow RM20k So You Can Be Together Forever

CYBERSPACE:   Today on-line soulmate David, explained to his future life partner, Malaysian single mother Nor, he needs to borrow More...

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Commuters Spending 2 Hours A Year Waiting Behind Cars Stuck In Smart Tag Lanes, Study Finds

Klang Valley:  A comprehensive commuter driving habits study said the average KL commuter spends two hours in total each year waiting More...

PM Unveils New Cabinet For GE14

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KUALA LUMPUR:  Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak revealed his new reelection cabinet today. “The PM knows his policy of  ‘solving problems’ while campaigning More...

Brexit Will Not Make British Schools More Affordable, Malaysia’s Elite Promised

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WINDSOR:  Today Britain’s private boarding schools promised the nation’s wealthy elite that despite the post-Brexit collapse of their economy, they remain committed to More...

Supreme Leader Says Gazetted National Security Council Bill Has Him Feeling Safer Already

Despite recent tensions King Jong-Un recently welcomed the PM into the Supreme Leader club once the National Security Council Bill passed.

PUTRAJAYA:  Malaysia’s much loved Supreme Leader Datuk Seri Najib Razak had his supporters in stitches last night after making a hilarious joke about Malaysia’s new National More...

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Malaysia’s Govt Urges Cameron: Don’t Take Responsibility And Resign, Set Up A Task Force!

PUTRAJAYA:   Malaysian politicians close to our PM Najib Tun Razak were in shock last night after news broke British Prime Minister David Cameron took full responsibility for More...

News Portals Reminded They Can Still Praise Govt Anyway They Like

KUALA LUMPUR: Today Umno welfare bureau chairman Datuk Shamsul Anuar Nasarah reminded the nation’s remaining news portals that despite last night’s closure of The Malaysian More...

Malaysia On Track To Help London Achieve High Income Status

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BATTERSEA: Today Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak vowed not to let individuals with political agendas distract him More...

Guan Eng Unsubscribes From Groupon

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GEORGETOWN:  Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng officially ended his relationship with Groupon this morning after More...

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SARAWAK:  Today families of the four sailors recently returned by their Abu Sayyaf captors, prayed for...

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SILICON VALLEY:  In a recent interview with high tech analysts, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recounted his...

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ISTANBUL:  Last night in a carefully orchestrated ceremony, Saudi Foreign Minister Adel Al-Jubeir not only confirmed...

Punish Antivaxxers For Spreading Disease, Say Malaysians Not Washing Hands In Toilets

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MALAYSIA:  Today the estimated 62% of men and 40% women not washing their hands after using the toilet, suggested More...

Sarawak Governor Impressed His RM1.5mil Birthday Bentley Can Do 5km/hr On State Roads

KUCHING: Today Sarawak governor Taib Mahmud said he was delighted with the RM1.5 million birthday present given to him by 36-year-old..

New Petronas Adviser Pak Lah Reveals Plan To Renovate 86th Floor Office

PETRONAS TWIN TOWERS:  After news broke former PM Abdullah Badawi was appointed the new Petronas adviser today, Pak Lah himself revealed..

KLIA2 Should Be Called Long-Walk Carrier Terminal 2 (LWCT2), Say Passengers

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SEPANG:  Today loyal AirAsia passengers rejected group CEO Tan Sri Tony Fernandes’ suggestion KLIA2 More...

Rayani Air Suspends Operations While Crew Cover Plane’s Aurat

LANGKAWI:  Today Rayani Air suspended operations after initial attempts to cover the Boeing 737’s aurat led to problems retracting landing gear...

Maxis CEO furious after learning local pub giving better prices to new customers

PLAZA DAMANSARA:  Norwegian expat and Maxis CEO Morten Lundal took to social media last night upon discovering that the Guinness pint..
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Malaysian Student Says $4.6mil Found In Her Account A Gift For Fighting Isis

SYDNEY:  Today a Malaysian student apprehended while trying to board a flight to KL told authorities she thought the $4.6million mistakenly..
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Inspired by PM, local sperm bank returns donations

  PUCHONG:  Today local sperm bank, Designer Babies 4U announced it would follow the Prime Minister’s lead by returning its not..
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Athletes Who Embarrass Sports Ministry Face 3 Year Travel Ban

KUALA LUMPUR:  Losing Sportspeople who shame the nation when competing abroad may be barred from overseas travel it was revealed today...